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1+1 = A White Water (Photoshop) disaster
Trying to Photoshop a new face is one thing, but trying to force that face into a helmet can leave your models looking a touch challenged. The addition of the tiny hand on the man’s shoulder is an...
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Two Hours With Antoine: Longer than most nightmares
Scarier than the pre-teen going for a grope is the state of his left pinky. How someone managed to mess up a cut out on a blue background is beyond me. What does this pose say to you? Force push? Stay...
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Always Inifinity: I don’t want a magnet there
Besides a blouse that makes this model blend into the background, something seems off here. What do you think readers? Look past the dissolving shins and light-resistant colour scheme to dig deep and...
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Mio Mio Mio: Oh my
The must-have accessories for this school year are solid-gold backpacks, the Wicked Witch’s shoes, and a severed arm. I understand getting handsy with yourself in the bedroom, but if you’re going to...
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Joe’s: Vintage Baroque
The look says “fierce and possibly unbalanced,” the proportions say “definitely unbalanced.” Part of a “unique collection” that’s a “modernization of the decade’s silhouettes.” What qualifies as an...
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Target: Plug-in and drop-out
Headphones so good, you wan’t even realize they’re not plugged in. Ever pop in your headphones and, after a couple hours or work, realize that you never turned the music on? It’s just like that, but...
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Ann Summers: Ken Doll Version 2.0
That man-kini seems to simply hang from the shoulders. All it will take is one gust of wind to reveal… um… absolutely nothing. With a knee-melting smile like that, what he looks like with his shirt off...
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Bill Maher: Not So Real Time
The biggest problem with political pundits is how two-dimensional everything is to them. It turns out there is something more awkward than a white guy in a lei, and this ad is it. Even acid-washed and...
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German Metaphors: Too Soon
Guys, I finally found something the Germans don’t do well: Photoshop. It’s funny that the second-most embarrassing thing about this advertisement is that it’s about premature ejaculation. Despite my...
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Pier Luigi Bersani for Prime Minister
Politics and Photoshop never go well together. If you’re going to run for Prime Minister against the owner of the largest media company in Italy, you may want to make sure you have an unassailable...
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Rage On: Pokemon Leggings
I guess it was too hard to find a model who would actually put these ridiculous leggings on, so they had to improvise? Thanks, Kati! This image appeared online here. The post Rage On: Pokemon...
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Babywalz: Amputee Alien
“Perhaps a tiny cup of tea will take my mind off of how terrifying I look in this ad.” It’s hard enough being a pregnant model without having them mess with you like this, amirite, ladies? This...
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Patricia Velez: I’ll Pass On That Pizza
I don’t know which part is more disturbing, those pizza toppings, or her stunted forearm. Thanks, Freddy. This disaster was spotted on her Facebook page. The post Patricia Velez: I’ll Pass On That...
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Free People: Shave Those Legs
At first glance, this model looks passable, in spite of the fact that she’s wearing jorts. Upon closer inspection, however… Yeouch! That is one funked-up leg. Thanks very much to Maria, whose keen...
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